Just to illustrate how intelligent my conversations with Eric usually are…
Eric:[quoting] “Amy Winehouse postpones all concerts and appearances for the rest of 2007 to deal with ‘health issues’.” riiiiiight.
Nicole: if “health issues” covers anorexia, crack-smoking, knife-addiction, husband-shanking, bad weaves and generally horrible hygiene
Nicole: not to mention grossly overzealous use of eyeliner
Nicole: and the same pair of ballet flats she’s owned since 1971
Eric: yea, she needs some fixin. hopefully she will come back with a makeover of some sorts
Nicole: and some weight gain
Nicole: and new shoes
Nicole: and a de-flea’d weave
Nicole: release that family of scalp rodents into the wild
Nicole: and sell the knife set
Nicole: basically they just need to taze her
Eric: what?!
yeah, she definitely needs a major overhaul. And maybe some less annoying music. and shave her head. And a man with some meat on his bones. who doesn’t look like a wannabe hipster. who doesn’t let his girlfriend beat him up.
Oh, I could go on all day about that trainwreck.
↑QuoteHa, she’s not that much of a train-wreck, ashburnite. Britney is a train-wreck. Amy is quite messed, but her music isn’t all that bad. Personal preference, I guess. Her new, re-released album, Frank is quite awesome.
But one thing that Amy can work on, is the ability to wipe those nostrils clean after a line. Clean up after yourself girl!
↑Quoteash: heh, her music is the only thing I like about her.
jacky: don’t encourage her nose candy habit!
↑QuoteBack.
I could care less about Amy Winehouse. She is not this country’s biggest problem!!
↑QuoteI would pay some good money for a video of Winehouse being tazed.
I can hear it now:
“They said they were going to taze me, bro. I said ‘No, No, No!’”
↑Quotei want this recorded now, get on it.
↑Quoterock stars should be glorious trainwrecks. they need to know how to turn it on and off.
↑QuoteLook, I’m not going to lie, I’d like to pound her a good one. I think I find drugged out skank kind of hot.
↑QuoteI’m so ‘holier than thou’ I don’t even know who the fuck that is.
Giving the circumstances, looks like I win on that one.
↑Quotet.o.e.: Well what DO you listen to, then?
↑QuoteNPR
↑QuoteFine. Go ahead and be informed and well rounded.
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