My lameness has reached new heights.

I probably haven’t posted anything worthwhile since 2006. If there was a Weak Blogger Olympics I’d be scoring gold medals left and right.

By the way, I’m mega-uber touched that people are actually asking my whereabouts. You guys CARE about me! Trust me, I’m doing fine; things are just rather hectic as of late. So in an attempt not to TOTALLY piss you off, here’s a soggy explanation for where I’ve been:

1) At work for hours on end — no, seriously. I haven’t been this busy in ages and I’m not sure when things are gonna slow down. Soon I’ll be tempted to tote an Aerobed and five changes of clothes with me every Monday.

2) Knitting…for PAY — yes, I’m a grandma and you knew that already. But now people are actually asking me to knit in exchange for money. (For examples of my “work”, click here.) Long story short, all my spare time has been spent stitching rather than bitching. I’m not sure when that’ll change.

BUT I STILL MISS YOU GUYS!

So here’s the plan. If any of you are interested in speaking to me outside of the blog let me know in the comments section and I’ll forward you my email address. I wanna keep in touch!

Kisses!
Nicole