Yep, it’s just as bad as you feared.

Rapper?s Latest Side Hustle is Within the Lucrative Sex Industry.
November 30, 2005

While rappers like Snoop Dogg and Lil? Jon host porn videos to make extra dollars, 50 Cent is looking to cash in on the various equipment used within the industry, with specific plans to release his own line of condoms and sex toys.

The rapper hopes to build upon his successful clothing line and array of energy drinks by putting his name on prophylactics and, (gasp), a vibrator.

?I need to make a motorized version of me,? he tells GQ in its latest issue. ?A motorized version of me will definitely have to be waterproof, so you could utilize it in the tub. A lot of them (vibrators) aren’t waterproof.?

?Blue is my favorite color, so it would probably be blue,? he adds. ?But I don’t know how big. I don’t know if big is better because I’m not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo. But I want to do something like that, to create something that’s popular and exciting sexually for women.?

R.I.P. Pat Morita

LOS ANGELES - Actor Pat Morita, whose portrayal of the wise and dry-witted Mr. Miyagi in “The Karate Kid” earned him an Oscar nomination, has died. He was 73.

Morita died Thursday at his home in Las Vegas of natural causes, said his wife of 12 years, Evelyn. She said in a statement that her husband, who first rose to fame with a role on “Happy Days,” had “dedicated his entire life to acting and comedy.”

In 1984, he appeared in the role that would define his career and spawn countless affectionate imitations. As Kesuke Miyagi, the mentor to Ralph Macchio’s “Daniel-san,” he taught karate while trying to catch flies with chopsticks and offering such advice as “wax on, wax off” to guide Daniel through chores to improve his skills.

Morita said in a 1986 interview with The Associated Press he was billed as Noriyuki “Pat” Morita in the film because producer Jerry Weintraub wanted him to sound more ethnic. He said he used the billing because it was “the only name my parents gave me.”

For years, Morita played small and sometimes demeaning roles in such films as “Thoroughly Modern Millie” and TV series such as “The Odd Couple” and “Green Acres” His first breakthrough came with “Happy Days” and he followed with his own brief series, “Mr. T and Tina.”

“The Karate Kid” led to three sequels, the last of which, 1994’s “The Next Karate Kid” paired him with a young Hilary Swank.

This, from the Online Sun…

Wackiest Web Names Ever
By JONATHAN WEINBERG

Ever done something, then instantly regretted that you didn’t check things out a bit more closely?

Well, the people behind these websites must have been kicking themselves after buying this set of wacky domain names. At first glance they might seem innocent enough, but have another read.

Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: www.whorepresents.com

Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: www.expertsexchange.com

Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: www.penisland.net

Need a therapist: www.therapistfinder.com

Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with Power-Gen: www.powergenitalia.com

Okay, Vixen got me. I must obey:

1) What are three items you have leftover from Thanksgiving that are in your refrigerator right now?
Do I have to limit it to three? All right: turkey, sweet potatoes and green beans.

2) What kind of leftover treats will you make with the three items you listed?
I will make a plate. I will stick said plate in the microwave. Then I will stuff my face with the contents of that plate until they are depleted.

3) How long will you keep the leftovers before you toss?em out?
There is no tossing. They probably won’t live to see Tuesday.

4) Now that we?ve done some leftover talk it?s time to spread some linky love.
It is at this point that I must pass the turkey day mic to my blog peeps (please don’t hate me):

Eric
Mr. Shife
Scarlett

One for the Turkey Day peeps out there…

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn?t sleep,
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned ? the dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.
Tossing and turning in anticipation,
The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore.
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
?Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floated into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees,
Happy eating to all; pass the cranberries please.

May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump,
May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious, may your pie take the prize,
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs.