Someone determined to piss you off on a Friday?
Kitty will gladly bust a cap on your behalf…
Comments (4)Sleeping on the Job
Seriously, people.
Cops: Man Falls Asleep While Siphoning Gas
By Associated Press
MUNCIE, Ind. - A man fell asleep while siphoning gasoline into a 55-gallon tank that had been installed in the back of a van, police said.
The manager of the Swifty station on the city’s south side noticed the white van parked on its lot when he arrived Tuesday morning and called police. Inside the van, officers reported finding a man asleep next to a 55-gallon tank and a battery-operated pump. A hose from the pump led to the gas station’s underground tank.
“That’s a lot of gas,” Police Chief Joe Winkle said. “I’m sure he felt like this would be a pretty good heist for himself.”
Firefighters were called to disconnect the hose, and the man was arrested on charges of theft and possession of a firearm without a permit, Winkle said.
He was being held in the Delaware County Jail. Winkle said investigators were working to confirm the man’s identity.
With regular unleaded at the station selling for $2.67, the tank would have held nearly $150 worth of fuel.
Copyright 2005 The Associated Press.
Comments (8)Work the Poll
I know this is the 90 millionth poll I’ve posted but, hey, I’m a sucker for these.
According to okcupid.com, I am…
Comments (5)MOFO
I am BEYOND disgusted right now, so forgive my french.
This evening I’m surfing Blog Explosion when I come across some piece of shit blog, run by some piece of shit, racist asshole whose state of “consciousness” is obviously stuck in the antebellum south.
I refuse to believe that this klansman is just “trying to be funny” or that I need to “loosen up” and “learn to laugh a little.”
In fact, I hesitated even posting the choad’s site, for fear that it would win him undue publicity. But I’m hoping that some of you will do what I did: report this site to both Blog Explosion and Blogger (if you have an account).
Anus.
Comments (5)ID10T Error
I am 16% idiot.
I am not annoying at all. In fact, most people come to me for advice. Of course, they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.
